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  1. 25th October 2007, 10:02 PM #1
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    Hymn #365
    This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't
    appreciate it.
    A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
    emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd
    take it and pour it into the river."
    With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
    All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
    the river."
    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
    Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
    I'd take it and pour it into the river."
    Sermon complete, he sat down.

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
    With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
    Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
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  2. 26th October 2007, 01:09 AM #2
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    brilliant
    Cheers Fred



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  3. 26th October 2007, 01:11 AM #3
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    Yeap, one that I hadn't heard before.
    Cliff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Yeap, one that I hadn't heard before.
    I must be failing ... I haven't either.
    Good one Barry.

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  5. 27th October 2007, 09:32 AM #5
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    Anyone for a swim?
    Reality is no background music.
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