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    "You will die at the age of 107

    You will die when your chair explodes very unexpectedly"

    Hmmm... perhaps I'll scratch the methane powered lazy-chair from my to-do list!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    How Will I Die Quiz



    You will die at the age of 80

    You will die and be eaten by Pigmies

    Thank God I DIE first, then get eaten, I'd hate it the other way around!!.
    savage(Eric)

    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by savage View Post
    How Will I Die Quiz



    You will die at the age of 80

    You will die and be eaten by Pigmies

    At least I made it to 100!


    Maybe I'll be looking for your sorry, half eaten carcass when they get me...

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    Yeah! well I'm not that big, so they will still be hungry when they are finished with me so look out!....Mmmmm!...You better start "Clown school", cos' they don't eat them, they taste funny!....Ha!Ha!...
    savage(Eric)

    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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    I will never die
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    I'll make it to 101 and die of a heart attack at a Tom Jones concert.

    Perhaps that's better than living through it.
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    You will die at the age of 85

    You will be killed by Mars aliens as they invade earth

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    G'day,

    "You will die at the age of 57

    You will die in a freak accident with a banana"

    Could be worse, could die from giant kittens, or killer tomatoes roaming around London or from Ecky Thump.

    Goodies... goody goody yum yum.
    I make things, I just take a long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles View Post


    You will die at the age of 85

    You will be killed by Mars aliens as they invade earth
    Gee!..Does that mean you are going to get a good probing before they kill you?.. :hump:
    savage(Eric)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waldo View Post
    G'day,

    "You will die at the age of 57

    You will die in a freak accident with a banana"

    Could be worse, could die from giant kittens, or killer tomatoes roaming around London or from Ecky Thump.

    Goodies... goody goody yum yum.

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    How Will I Die Quiz
    You will die at the age of 18
    You will die and eaten by Pigmies


    is a pigmie?????????
    S T I R L O

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000 View Post
    How Will I Die Quiz
    You will die at the age of 18
    You will die and eaten by Pigmies


    is a pigmie?????????

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy


    The die thing can't spell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waldo View Post
    G'day,

    "You will die at the age of 57

    You will die in a freak accident with a banana"

    Could be worse, could die from giant kittens, or killer tomatoes roaming around London or from Ecky Thump.

    Goodies... goody goody yum yum.
    You mean like this banana?....
    savage(Eric)

    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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    ss_11000 is offline You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy


    The die thing can't spell.
    thats why . great i'm gonna die then get attacked by midgets

    cheers
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    You will die at the age of 107

    You will die quietly in your sleep the day after winning the 500 million dollar lottery jackpot...
    bugger
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