What do you say?

[Howdya do that]

I've got a whole catalogue of stuff he needs!

I can probably afford the catalogue

[Felder]

I can probably afford the catalogue

Excellent. I'll pop one in the post. You may be surprised at its many different uses. See how helpful Flowboy found it?

[WoodGirl]

Excellent. I'll pop one in the post. You may be surprised at its many different uses. See how helpful Flowboy found it?

Yeah, his wife could use it for scrapbooking

[Howdya do that]

Yeah, his wife could use it for scrapbooking

No way, not my catalogues. Scrapbooking is out

[Driver]

Which leads me to Col's Code of Practice?

Er .... It's not my Code of Practice. It's The Code of Practice.

Where's the bit that protects MY shed space from any BLOKE that wants to come wandering in?

There are two possible answers to this question:

1. Write a Code of your own and make sure you enforce it.
2. Refer to Wendy (ruffly rustic). She seems to have resolved this difficult issue.

It's sexist!!

Ah..... well ..... it seems you have grasped the fundamentals

[Felder]

No way, not my catalogues. Scrapbooking is out

Looks like I will have to send His and Hers copies.....(sigh)

Ah..... well ..... it seems you have grasped the fundamentals

OUCH!

[pawnhead]

. Most of my shed time has been spent building stands, storage units, arranging, rearranging, etc for the shed.

Well that's useful isn't it? Isn't that the whole point? Get more tools, so you can build more stuff to improve your shed.

And if you run out of room for all the benches and shelves and drawers full of tools, then

Extend the shed

[Schtoo]

I do that, if I'm asked for something it goes near the top of the to-do list. Amazing how easy it is to get more tools if she is happy.


Peter.

I am thinking the next new tool should be a new shovel.

Or maybe an apprentice to do the digging.


I don't have any of this trouble myself. I don't know why, and I don't tempt fate. I just shut up and everything is ok in my bit of the world.

[Howdya do that]

Better make up that spare bed felder.

[RufflyRustic]

Here you go WoodGirl, just in case you haven't come across it before.



Shed Girl's Code of Practice:
Shed Girl can do whatever she wants, when she wants, how she wants, and why she wants, wearing whatever she wants, using whatever she likes, however she likes, just like she does in the house.


Cheers
Wendy

[echnidna]

except in the old man's hot rod garage

[WoodGirl]

Thanks for the guidance Wendy

WoodGirl's Code of Practice:

1 Only visitors to WoodGirl's Shed will be bound by WoodGirl's Code of
Practice
2 All woodworker blokes may enter WoodGirl's Shed on the condition
they:
(a) sit on the visitor's seat provided
(b) speak only when spoken to
(c) answer questions
(d) do not ask questions
(e) do not touch anything (butt on seat excepted)
(f) conduct themselves in a gentlemanly manner
3 All non woodworker blokes wishing to enter WoodGirl's Shed must
complete Form 1.A "Request to enter WoodGirl's Shed". Please allow
a minimum of 28 days for processing of Form 1.A and note that no
matter how convincing your request for entering WoodGirl's Shed,
permission is at the discretion of WoodGirl. Should entry be granted,
entry is conditional upon adherence to Rule 2 (a) - (f)
4 WoodGirl reserves the right to allow any bloke access to her Shed for any reason without adherence to Rules 2 and 3.

Cheers

[echnidna]

can we pick our noses while seated in yer shed?

[ozwinner]

What do you say?

Tell her you have the balls in the house, and will buy whatever I like.

Al

[RufflyRustic]

Good one WG!!!!


cheers
Wendy