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  1. 20th February 2006, 10:45 PM #1
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    was just wondering if there were anyone here trained in the ancient arts...




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  2. 20th February 2006, 10:53 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by la Huerta
    was just wondering if there were anyone here trained in the ancient arts...




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    Wing Chun - probably get killed by the average sick kitten now though

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    Got as far as black belt 3rd dan oragami but suffered this realy bad paper cut and had to give it all up



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    Could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
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    Don't think! Feeeeeel!!

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    lay in wait in dark with pipe length and hit them in the head.

    does that count?
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  9. 20th February 2006, 11:56 PM #9
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    ok...enough, i bloody walked into that one....!!!, pi$$ing myself laughing at the moment...thanks for the cheer up anyway !!!


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    Does holding your keys in your hand so that the last 20mm protrudes between your fingers making your hand an iron claw count too?

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  11. 20th February 2006, 11:59 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sturdee
    Does holding your keys in your hand so that the last 20mm protrudes between your fingers making your hand an iron claw count too?

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    only if you lunge it forward and look scary at the same time, it might work...
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    Dont thank me my son. I have not told

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    Dont move if the other guy didn't move.

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    One of my favourite Garfield cartoons.

    Bloke: Careful cat, I know Karate.

    Garfield: (bloke in shreds): I know fast and furious

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