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  1. 1st July 2016, 09:40 AM #1
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    Diagnosing my problem as water on the knee, the doctor prescribed
    complete bed rest.

    When we got home, my husband set me up in a lounge
    chair and brought my knitting and some books.

    As he packed ice around my knee, he said, "Now, honey, I don't want
    you to move until it's time to get dinner ready."

    I have Home Care come twice a day while he is in hospital.
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    When my mother was diagnosed with water on the knee the doctor just gave her a tap on the shin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    When my mother was diagnosed with water on the knee the doctor just gave her a tap on the shin.

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    Back in the 60s when I had water on the knee, the doc told me to wear drainpipe trousers.
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