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10th April 2016, 11:16 PM #1
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The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her arts and education degrees from Melbourne University and her job as a social worker and a teacher at the local TAFE college.
The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" "I've been divorced three times, owned an Audi station wagon, a Leyland P76, Mazda Wagon and also supported Collingwood the last 4 years, voted for Kevin Rudd and bought shares in Dick Smith."To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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11th April 2016, 12:48 AM #2
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Well, seriously, what would you expect from someone with an arts and education degree?
Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore
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DougI got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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11th April 2016, 11:24 AM #3rrich Guest
Does intending to vote for Donal Trump qualify?
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11th April 2016, 03:58 PM #4
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In your part of the world intending to vote for any of them would qualify. Originally Posted by rrich
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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