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  1. 1st February 2016, 05:08 PM #1
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    Who will be first to get this right:

    I went to the doctor because I broke my arm in 2 places. The doctor said.......




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  2. 1st February 2016, 06:10 PM #2
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    He said don't go to those place again?
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  4. 1st February 2016, 06:33 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    He said don't go to those place again?
    Yep. Well done Chris.

    Well how about a follow up:

    Switzerland is not such a great place to visit but ...............


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  5. 1st February 2016, 07:32 PM #4
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    A great place to have a bank account...
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    Nup. Think flag.
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    Switzerland is not such a great place but their flag is a big plus!

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    The Doctor said " You have broken your arm in 2 places ".
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  10. 2nd February 2016, 03:46 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    Who will be first to get this right:

    I went to the doctor because I broke my arm in 2 places. The doctor said.......

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    Why didn't you come in after the first place?
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    Went to the DR in Hopetoun needing stitches in a hand that had an altercation with a guillotine.
    Asked the doc if I could pay the guitar when he was finished. He said of course you can.
    I replied great, never could before.
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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  14. 4th February 2016, 12:40 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by popawisky View Post
    Went to the DR in Hopetoun needing stitches in a hand that had an altercation with a guillotine.
    Asked the doc if I could pay the guitar when he was finished. He said of course you can.
    I replied great, never could before.
    I think you were stringing that doctor along!

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    Quote Originally Posted by popawisky View Post
    Asked the doc if I could pay the paino when he was finished. He said of course you can.
    I replied great, never could before.
    seriously used that line in workcover claim years ago for index finger, when arbitrating before judge, also mentioned couldn't cut a steak, tie me shoe laces, but I clinched the deal when asked 'seriously is there anything else? "Yes Sir" I replied, " I cannot pick my nose!" Got the amount I was looking for.
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  17. 4th February 2016, 02:06 PM #12
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    I've been told that it is the first joke taught in medial school.

    I'm going in for a total knee replacement. It's two titanium pieces and a plastic fulcrum between the upper and lower parts of the leg.

    The anasteoligist goes through his spiel and asks "Are they any questions?". I ask, "Will I be able to play the piano?" The anasteoligist starts into an explanation of that they're not going near the nerves that control my hands. The nurses, myself and everyone else around starts laughing and as I say, "Isn't that the first joke they teach you in medical school?". At that point, the anasteoligist realizes that he has been had.

    Later when talking to my surgeon, I relay the joke. Now this surgeon has ABSOLUTELY NO sense of humor, he is struggling to keep from laughing and gently shaking his head.

    So, the score, Patient 1, Doctor 0.
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