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    Default Why do they call it a flat?

    I lay it on its side and seriously it looked fine to me.



    Making my 1000km or do sojourn to Sydney for my brothers internment (and the Katoomba GTG) and not 60 km out of town realised I forgot all my batteries. No this is a problem as i was to do some maintenance for my SIL and thiseould cover my travel expenses. So add another 120 km to the trip.

    As yiu might have noticed was a good thing i went back for my batteries. Made jacking and nut removal so much easier. Could get a job in the pitts at the Grand Prix i reckon



    Now try being about 70 km or so from the closest regional centre at 7pm with no spare. It looks like this



    One can be greatful for a trucking company with onsite gear enough to change a dud valve and working into the night. For a little grease in the palm in the shade of red we are back on the road.

    With all the stuffing around getting into Sydney at 10 pm became more like 6am.

    Hope yiu enjoyed the read or had a little chuckle at my expense

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    Dave as a wise old sage once said to me "They are like ego's easily deflated"

    I see that there is yet another major moment and you made it worse having returned home...........there is not one piece of timber your bring up with you to the GtG..OR is this to take back with you Greg's stock, Brett's off cuts, Paul's saw's and Pat's sale items. Not to mention the lucky door prize.

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    Bring a haul home i hope

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    Hope the rest of the trip is plain sailing.

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    "Hey mate, you've got a flat tyre."
    "It's ok. It's only on the bottom."


    Nice recovery there Dave
    Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

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    Silly question, I know, but why couldn't you just remove the wheel with the flat and keep driving on 3 wheels and get it repaired in Sydney?
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    Dont know if you noticed but the mower has fallen off the trailer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dengue View Post
    Silly question, I know, but why couldn't you just remove the wheel with the flat and keep driving on 3 wheels and get it repaired in Sydney?
    I actually probably could have

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pac man View Post
    Dont know if you noticed but the mower has fallen off the trailer
    Damn. Not going past my place on the way by any chance

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveTTC View Post
    I lay it on its side and seriously it looked fine to me.


    Hope yiu enjoyed the read or had a little chuckle at my expense

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    as someone said: only flat on the bottom

    but it made me wonder why we call a unit/tenement a flat .... (actually from flet = floor) ... with a slight digression because i also noticed flitch and had to read about that (started as sliced fish and generalised to become slices), i then wondered how the word storey came to be ... another digression while i also checked story (incidentally they both apparently come from the same word as history .... history was used in roman times to mean a storey, but it isn't exactly clear why it was so used)

    and i find a half hour has gone by just reading the dictionary


    have a laugh at me as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveTTC View Post
    ..... Could get a job in the pitts at the Grand Prix i reckon



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    You could but something tells me that you need to be a lot faster.


    Quote Originally Posted by robbygard View Post
    ......and i find a half hour has gone by just reading the dictionary......
    No time wasted there. The knowledge you have gained and then shared is far more valuable then money. Anyone can earn money and can be lost, knowledge on the other hand is a little harder to loose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robbygard View Post
    as someone said: only flat on the bottom

    but it made me wonder why we call a unit/tenement a flat .... (actually from flet = floor) ... with a slight digression because i also noticed flitch and had to read about that (started as sliced fish and generalised to become slices), i then wondered how the word storey came to be ... another digression while i also checked story (incidentally they both apparently come from the same word as history .... history was used in roman times to mean a storey, but it isn't exactly clear why it was so used)

    and i find a half hour has gone by just reading the dictionary


    have a laugh at me as well

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    Loving it

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    Quote Originally Posted by robbygard View Post
    as someone said: only flat on the bottom

    but it made me wonder why we call a unit/tenement a flat .... (actually from flet = floor) ... with a slight digression because i also noticed flitch and had to read about that (started as sliced fish and generalised to become slices), i then wondered how the word storey came to be ... another digression while i also checked story (incidentally they both apparently come from the same word as history .... history was used in roman times to mean a storey, but it isn't exactly clear why it was so used)

    and i find a half hour has gone by just reading the dictionary


    have a laugh at me as well

    regards david
    Dear oh dear. There must be a name for that. I suffer from the same affliction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yanis View Post
    Dear oh dear. There must be a name for that. I suffer from the same affliction.

    John
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    Me 3

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    A great advertisement for the versatility of the Makita Cordless drills Dave, You should sell the photos to Makita...Cheers, Peter

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