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    Default A little bit of Aussie culcha

    LOGON: Adding wood to make the Barbie hotter
    LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the Barbie.
    MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the Barbie.
    DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute.
    HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
    KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys.
    WINDOWS: What you shut when the weather's cold.
    SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season..
    BYTE: What mozzies do
    MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.
    CHIP: A pub snack.
    MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
    MODEM: What you did to the lawns.
    LAP Where the cat sleeps.
    SOFTWARE: Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster.
    HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives and forks - from K-Mart.
    MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
    MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.
    WEB: What spiders make.
    WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
    SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go.
    CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go.
    YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go.
    UPGRADE: A steep hill.
    SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
    MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
    USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
    NETWORK:What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
    INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.
    NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net.
    ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.
    OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough.
    Last edited by KBs PensNmore; 28th September 2015 at 03:22 PM. Reason: Too small a print for us oldies
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