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  1. 11th March 2014, 08:27 PM #301
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    Reading the selfies vasectomy guide, Harry grabbed the chainsaw and ...
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    Harry's last word was, oops
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    Nope, Can't think of anything funny about this at all.....
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    Safety first! Where's your helmet and gloves?
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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    No comment under the 5th amendment (USA)
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    Nutz.... we had that one already.
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    Is it a two stroke or a four stroke?
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    Now if I just give this a pull,I might find if there's a crack in it
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    A bad workman blames his tools.
    A stupid workman soon doesn't have a tool to use.
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    Warning-riding chainsaws can be detrimental to your health
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    Wittingslow Amusements are always trying to invent new rides for Moomba.
    The chainsaw swing ride was one of cousin Elroy's ideas
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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    Wittingslow Amusements are always trying to invent new rides for Moomba.
    The chainsaw swing ride was one of cousin Elroy's ideas
    Ha,cousin Elroy always in it for a laugh
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    Elroy couldn't afford the prostate op here,
    but he found a do it yourself site in russian that he thinks he understands.
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    Drastic measures for constipation
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    Elroy wanted to break the shackles and put an end to the meaning "Balls and Chain"
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