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1st March 2014, 12:57 PM #226
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"He says there's been a bird strike in all engines. We're well, and truly ducked."
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1st March 2014, 12:59 PM #227
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Aaahh...so that's what they mean by a bird on the wing.
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Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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1st March 2014, 01:42 PM #228
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In the specifications, the new airbus design called for a air duct in each window.
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1st March 2014, 06:58 PM #229
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"You got any bread?"
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1st March 2014, 07:20 PM #230
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"Got any grapes?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46QI got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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1st March 2014, 09:51 PM #231
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"... how about a glass of wine?"
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Without wood it's just ...
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1st March 2014, 09:57 PM #232
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No, I didn't offer you nuts, I said ducks guts.
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3rd March 2014, 09:58 PM #233
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Surely someone is going to come up with the definitive caption, I'll keep it open for another day, but there are some good one's so far
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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3rd March 2014, 10:04 PM #234
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"Knock, knock?"
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3rd March 2014, 10:17 PM #235
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When I asked for a window seat I didn't realize it would come with such a large bill.
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4th March 2014, 08:29 AM #236
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Since when did airlines start serving 'peeking ducking'?
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4th March 2014, 08:35 AM #237
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Who's there?
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
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4th March 2014, 09:30 AM #238
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how come there's no trolley dolly service on the wing?
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Nick
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Without wood it's just ...
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4th March 2014, 09:38 AM #239
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This window has a quack in it.
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4th March 2014, 10:56 AM #240
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what are you looking at?
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