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  1. 10th June 2005, 05:29 PM #1
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    Default Australian Love Story

    Daryl is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his
    girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

    Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the bloody hell d'ya
    Think ya doing?"

    Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: "G'day Daryl. You
    got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".

    Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. "Shazza", he says,
    "Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root, but you're a real sport
    too"....... and drives off.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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    Just as a matter of interest Iain, when WAS the last time your missus spoke to you :confused:

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  3. 10th June 2005, 08:52 PM #3
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    Daddles, probably about 10 years ago when they parted company.

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  4. 10th June 2005, 09:09 PM #4
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    Whoa dudes, back off.


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  5. 10th June 2005, 11:16 PM #5
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    Al


    You need to go here and have a little looky. You might be able to join our club as well, but then you might be there.


    http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ad.php?t=16870

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  6. 11th June 2005, 12:49 PM #6
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    Ye Gods, I only passed on an email I got..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    Ye Gods, I only passed on an email I got..............
    And in typical forum style, we missed no opportunity to beat you around the ears with it

    Hey, it was worth it, we got a bite from Al

    And now we will return to our normal programming ... picking on someone else

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  8. 11th June 2005, 02:19 PM #8
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  9. 11th June 2005, 07:07 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    Just as a matter of interest Iain, when WAS the last time your missus spoke to you :confused:

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    See, here is where it goes all wrong!!

    If you had said "when WAS the last time your EXmissus spoke to you?"

    I would have got it, maybe?

    But I took it you were haveing a go at Iain for some unknown reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    "when WAS the last time your EXmissus spoke to you?"
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    Al, you need to remember that if you understand anything on this forum, you've misunderstood it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    Just as a matter of interest Iain, when WAS the last time your missus spoke to you :confused:

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    I think Iains youngest is about 11, so I think THAT was the last time Rosemary spoke to Iain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brudda
    I think Iains youngest is about 11, so I think THAT was the last time Rosemary spoke to Iain
    She may have been asleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    She may have been asleep
    You tried that one too :eek:

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