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  1. 31st March 2012, 11:28 AM #1
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    Default Magic Car

    I brought my teenage daughter a car for her eighteenth birthday.
    As I handed over the keys, I explained that it was a magic car.

    My daughter, of course, was very excited, and asked what it did.

    "Well," I said, "Just get one ticket and you'll see how quickly it
    will disappear."
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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