Little thing that p!ss us of.... mark 2

[martrix]

11. Dog owner's that dont clean up wayward crap's from their K-9, leaving it for innocent people to squirm in. note: Never spit in to the sky, as it will always come back to hit you in the face!

[silentC]

People who treat their cats like they were their children.

Actually, if I treated a cat the way I treat my kids, the RSPCA would be around in a flash.

One of these is a joke.

[Termite]

People who treat their cats like they were their children.

Actually, if I treated a cat the way I treat my kids, the RSPCA would be around in a flash.

One of these is a joke.

Of course one of them is a joke, you don't eat your kids.
Er, you don't do you?

[silentC]

Damn, did I forget to turn off the "this way to the gingerbread house" sign again?

[Wongo]

Cats

[Termite]

Cats

Stop drooling Wongo.

[Iain]

Pizza Hut pizza's, KFC chicken, dog farts, pony club committees, four'n'twenty pies, southwark, tigers in the back yard, our recent 4.am rooster, cutting firewood, cleaning shed , washing car, paying for anything, bourbon, white and McKay swill, estate agents, telemarketers, alarm clocks, bills etc etc

[Wongo]

Stop drooling Wongo.

Don’t be revolting. I wouldn’t eat a cat even if it is marinated in the finest soy sauce.

[John Saxton]

ignorant roundabout drivers
wrong lotto numbers
sand in close proximity to my chainsaw
running outta bushmills
missus in a control mood
measured twice cut once and the fence is up the *****

To be completed
Cheers

[E. maculata]

Pizza Hut pizza's, KFC chicken, dog farts, pony club committees, four'n'twenty pies, southwark, tigers in the back yard, our recent 4.am rooster, cutting firewood, cleaning shed , washing car, paying for anything, bourbon, white and McKay swill, estate agents, telemarketers, alarm clocks, bills etc etc

What the blazin saddles are TIGERS? doin in your yard Iain??
:eek: They eat lotsa big stuff like......us

[Iain]

What the blazin saddles are TIGERS? doin in your yard Iain??
:eek: They eat lotsa big stuff like......us

He didn't

[flea1607]

Well that explains it nicely thank Iain :eek:

[martrix]

He didn't

Was he about to eat you family?
http://www.parkweb.vic.gov.au/resources/05_0500.pdf

[goat]

quolls! we lost 150 chooks the other year because of them . had 2 more killed 2 nights ago:mad:

[Iain]

Was he about to eat you family?
http://www.parkweb.vic.gov.au/resources/05_0500.pdf

No, but when these nasty little pieces of work take up residence at your back door it's time for some action, I will not have myself or any member of my family bitten by some piece of poison rope because some ill informed city dwelling greenie tells me it's OK, I've got several acres of paddocks and a bit of wetland that they are more than welcome to, in fact I have seen plenty of snakes in the paddocks and I really don't give a toss, but when they venture in and snap at SWMBO it's time for relocation to snake heaven.
And to put the crap into perspective, we have a lot of endangered frogs in the paddocks, and some very fat snakes, they weren't protected.
I will not tolerate anything that snaps at my back door....period.;