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  1. 1st November 2011, 12:38 AM #2596
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    Now the birds are in trouble..... Hovercats!
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    30ns to splash-down on the first successful catapult test.


    Since taking the red pill, catching snacks is soooo much easier!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post


    Since taking the red pill, catching snacks is soooo much easier!
    I dunno what sort of pills you're on Skew, but its over to you! (Maybe its the bo power tools thing? ) Just don't take the blue ones.

    Although I like the water repellant one too.
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    Ta, AM. On with the water theme...
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    With news that the Japanese scientific whaling fleet was heading for the southern ocean again, Moby decided on a surfing holiday.
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    Bruce trying out mum's new whirlpool
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    Bruce finally works out a way to stop the people on the beach laughing at his 'plumbers cleavage'
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    after the Sumo scandle, Imazumi joins the surfing circuit
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    Help! I can't swim.
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    Big Mal found that he could continue surfing for as long as he liked so long as he found a 'slow' wave.
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    Can't think of anything !


    (That is so bizarre! I bet he looks like a pea on a knife when he is paddling out! )
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    Bruce became world champion for water bombing, when he achieved a tsunami on his first attempt.
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    Bruce found his cat's secret stash of hovercat pills.
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    Dave was out snowboarding one day when, due to a sudden occurence of global warming, he was caught in an avalanche.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Dave was out snowboarding one day when, due to a sudden occurence of global warming, he was caught in an avalanche.
    That's so bad it's funny
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