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  1. 10th June 2011, 03:38 PM #1561
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    May be beach ball would have been a better bet than golf for our new venture.
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    Hey mate, where do you want the new watering system?
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    The sign you won't see at the Nimbin Golf Club.
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    Hey who stole it!
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  5. 11th June 2011, 08:54 PM #1565
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    The sign you won't see at the Nimbin Golf Club.
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    Hope this one is clear enough.
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    What you get when you mess around with gene splicing...the uglest dog you've ever seen.
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    Trying for size before final finishing.
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    But why wasn't an iron the right gift? It even has a laser guidance system!
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    Honey, the roof's on
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    It's one thing for your wife to send you to the dog house. It's an entirely different matter when you discover she has built a small hatch at the back and has various tools arrayed and is preparing to use them. You should run like hell if you see that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    It's one thing for your wife to send you to the dog house. It's an entirely different matter when you discover she has built a small hatch at the back and has various tools arrayed and is preparing to use them. You should run like hell if you see that.
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    Dog hole layout and spacing.

    Tea Lady sees secateurs, I see vice grips
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    A coat of paint, a flashing blue light on top and the new shed is done!

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