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    Default Biker humour

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she replied.

    While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so the biker asked "Before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

    So, she did and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After they finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why do you want to commit suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Another ripper from you ... have you got a new
    joke book? That's two in a row that made me laugh.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Another ripper from you ... have you got a new
    joke book? That's two in a row that made me laugh.

    Allan
    No book, just a twisted aquaintance.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    What!!! Hell's Angel or Rebel???
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Rebel of course!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Gypsy Joker?

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