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  1. #586
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    Ahh it was love at first sight, on the ceiling of the Tropicana in old Havana next to the mirror ball and spot light
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

  2. #587
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claw Hama View Post
    Ahh it was love at first sight, on the ceiling of the Tropicana in old Havana next to the mirror ball and spot light
    Te he he! I think Claw has done it best!

    Over to you Claw!
    anne-maria.
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  3. #588
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    Thanks TL

    Here you go
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    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

  4. #589
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    The pesimistic learner driver.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

  5. #590
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    I knew we were in trouble when The Count insisted on bringing his own bed
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    veni, vidi,
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    The count was finally evicted when his great great great grand children sold off the family mansion. Where his next abode would be was anyone's guess.
    anne-maria.
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  7. #592
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    It's a dead end!
    The time we enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

  8. #593
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    The car was a deathtrap, but it did come with extras.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  9. #594
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    Circa 1980: Funerals'R'Us delivery van

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    • should never have sent the missus to get a new gasket installed....
    • some cars have more legroom than others!
    • the lengths some go to to get a disability license.
    • i know the sign says ''no standing'', but this is ridiculous!
    • when i get the flu, i find this the best way to stop the coffin

  11. #596
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    I told you, you needed a delivery plan before you accepted the commission for the caskets.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    That shortcut through the cemetery is faster than the usual route. It would have been even quicker if that procession hadn't got in the way.

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    Jennifers novelty cake company was badly in need of a delivery van.
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    Mavis, still inconsolable in her grief, took Arthur to another doctor for a second opinion.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    This is my Goth Car
    Last edited by RETIRED; 22nd January 2011 at 05:51 PM. Reason: The Virgin finally got laid in the Hatchback got cut

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