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28th October 2010, 04:58 PM #241
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I know the joke about old Mrs Hunt and her square cut punt, but what's the joke about her ass?
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28th October 2010, 05:18 PM #242
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I've got caption block, but I'd just like to say that you are all funny b(&%$ds! 
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28th October 2010, 05:33 PM #243
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When the outboard breaks down, a donkey engine comes in handy.
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....................but it's better than the alternative.
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28th October 2010, 05:59 PM #244
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Another boat load of politicians heading downunder
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28th October 2010, 06:24 PM #245
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OK, as there can be only one, I give it to Groggy...
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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28th October 2010, 06:58 PM #246
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28th October 2010, 07:22 PM #247
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28th October 2010, 07:35 PM #248
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If you think that "bringin' down the house" involves a can of gasoline and a book of matches..............you might be a redneck.
If you find you have dug yourself a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
I just finished child-proofing our house - but they still get inside.
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28th October 2010, 07:43 PM #249
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clairvoyant signwriter
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28th October 2010, 07:54 PM #250
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Mobile BBQ.
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28th October 2010, 08:10 PM #251
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Satan's holiday
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28th October 2010, 08:20 PM #252
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"As well as the Inferno, we also stock the Collapse, Fall-Apart and Bloody Huge Explosion trailers."
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28th October 2010, 08:25 PM #253
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With the benefit of hindsight, Bruce realised that maybe his insurance claim wouldn't have been rejected if he hadn't included that particular photo.
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28th October 2010, 08:37 PM #254
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His first two wishes of a new ute and fifth wheeler were quite sensible. His third wish of a "smokin' hot girlfriend in it" merely proved that the genie had a sense of humour...
Getting Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson and Mila Jojovich to star in a bikini wrestling movie was a stroke of genius. Getting them to rehearse together in the trailer was abit dumb though.Last edited by DJ’s Timber; 28th October 2010 at 08:46 PM. Reason: keeping it clean
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28th October 2010, 08:42 PM #255
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmo
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When does the movie come out. I'll take time off work, sell a couple of kids, when does it come out huh huh......please tell me it's true
Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
If you find you have dug yourself a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
I just finished child-proofing our house - but they still get inside.
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