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  1. 27th October 2009, 05:19 PM #451
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Sorry I never know how long to give it.
    Whatever works to keep the flow going.

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  2. 27th October 2009, 07:49 PM #452
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    I liked the paint grenade too. Try this one.
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  3. 27th October 2009, 07:55 PM #453
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    Unexpected overnight guest and no spare rooms? ..........
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    Will it work for waxing too??
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    Come on guys, I have to pee - really!
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    So, you zink de duct-tape ist funny? Now ve come to... de Gerbil!
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    Three sisters that could do with this treatment --- wonder how much tape i'll need?
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    The Billy Connelly DVD helped poor Mona forget she had no bones, thus requiring duct tape and walls to achieve verticality.
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  9. 28th October 2009, 10:21 AM #459
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    See that little pouch we left? That's for the paint grenade. That'll teach you to grafitti an Imperial Storm Trooper!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    anyone seen my duct tape grenade?....I was holding it just a minute ago

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    anyone seen my duct tape grenade?....I was holding it just a minute ago
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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  12. 28th October 2009, 12:04 PM #462
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    Wow! Thats the best set of captions ever. All really funny, I'm still chuckling. The idea of a grenade that chucks out duct tape and sticks you to the wall is great. I reckon the Australian Army are going to want some of them!
    Over to you Underfoot.
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    It's late I know who cares

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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Over to you Underfoot.
    I'm away for a little while, so seeing as I totally plagiarized Skews caption I'll pass to him.
    ...Over to you Skew.

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Wow! Thats the best set of captions ever. All really funny, I'm still chuckling. The idea of a grenade that chucks out duct tape and sticks you to the wall is great. I reckon the Australian Army are going to want some of them!
    Over to you Underfoot.
    Can you imagine the battle field. And it would be safer to shave your whole body every morning so it didn't hurt so much coming ff again.
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