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  1. 18th October 2009, 07:08 PM #406
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    While we're waiting for Tea Lady.

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    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

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    Filthy Human!
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    Dog ####, no #### , cleaning up the street,
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Honourable mention to Oxkaban for the scientific reference.
    This one from tea lady made my hair stand on end.



    Your turn Tea lady.
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    Give us a chance. I only just got home from the WWS. And then I had to have dinner, watch telly.

    Lets let Gumpie's go though.

    Now, all I gotta do is think of a caption. ........ ........ ummmmmmm!
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    and you thought we could only play snooker.
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    Some councils have taken clean up your own mess just to far even stray dogs have been sent to school to learn how.


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    The shame of it with my breading and heritage I've had to stoop so low to clean up poop
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    I liked yours Skew, but I think I'll have to give it to Gingermick for his reference to fine art , don't forget they can play cards too. Over to you Mick.
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  9. 20th October 2009, 07:59 AM #414
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    I warned them about low flying over my horses.....
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    well that response hasn't been overwhelming, and I'm going to Townsville for 3 days so, Groggy away.
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    I was trying!!! Was thinking of something along the lines of catching a missile, or early scramjets not quite reaching initial velocity, but they all seemed lame!!!

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    During testing, Barry accidentally dicovered rocket contraception.
    He dropped it on his foot and it made him limp.
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    Over here! Over Here! No, don't throw the ball... bring it over...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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