Nude beach

[AlexS]

THE NUDE BEACH



A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the
boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had
boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies
than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the
person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother,
"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he
talks, the dumber he gets."
:eek:

[echnidna]

So did mum get a rise out of that!

[AlexS]

She's still trying to get abreast of the situation.

[Termite]

I think she might, with a chopper, turn him into a genius :eek: :eek:

[Iain]

Must explain why I used to get smarter the longer i was swimming

[Christopha]

I had a little titter at that one.........

[TOMARTOM]

So what's better a smart woodworker, or a dumb woodworker?!!!!!!!!

[Rocker]

Reminds me of the story of the Romanian, who, when cutting off chicken's heads on a chopping board in the dark, accidentally cut off his own member, mistaking it for a chicken's neck. He must have been really dumb.

Rocker

[rodm]

Probably a chicken plucker - I think that is how it is spelt.

[AlexS]

Probably a chicken plucker - I think that is how it is spelt.

More likely a chicken choker.