How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :)

[gawdelpus]

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

JUST TOO CUTE.

This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter .

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

[Allan at Wallan]

There is a simpler way.

Put a lot of flies in a teapot overnight.

In the morning you will find all the females
are up the spout. (Bit naughty but true).

Allan