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  1. 21st July 2006, 03:24 PM #1
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    Talking It is Friday arvo again.

    Someone requested me (I know I know) to start another silly thread to celebrate the end of a hard working week. So c’mon guys please jump in.

    Do you put the toilet seat up or down?

    Personally I think a toilet with its seat down has very little artistic value. It is just as bad as having a convertible but never open the roof.

    And imagine someone has just done a big one and all the juicy particles are trapped under the seat. Don’t you just hate to have a shock?


    [Sigh] if only the wife would understand.


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    women always complain that men never put the seat down , but have you ever tried to get a woman to close the lid
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    Someone requested me (I know I know) to start another silly thread to celebrate the end of a hard working week.
    Who on earth has the time to request something like that?

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    Do you put the toilet seat up or down?
    Depends on whether I'm sitting or standing

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    [Sigh] if only the wife would understand.
    They never do mate, they never do.....


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    Look at it a different way men. I always lift the seat for #1 (too cold for #2):eek: but also always put seat and lid down. Then, she has to always lift something up too, even stevens.

    I'm having a 'good' Friday. I have managed to get someone to buy me a C12 Drill, , and if all goes to plan I will have a all paid trip to Switzerland within a month.

    Things like this usually happen to 'other people', so I'm rapt - but awaiting the balancing occurrences!
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    :mad: TFIF

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    Leaving the toilet seat up must be a blokely thing. Maybe we should add it to the code.
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    What about the squatters they don't have this problem

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    Every now and then I am reminded why I married SWMBO.

    A new bride was bitching to SWMBO that her husband always left the seat of the toilet up after he had a and that this was inconsiderate. SWMBO replied (showing that feminism when properly implemented is a great thing) "What is it about the hinge that you don't understand? If it goes up for him, you can make it go down for you...!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    Leaving the toilet seat up must be a blokely thing. Maybe we should add it to the code.
    It depends on what mood I am in.
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    Don't you blokes have verandahs?

    Proper use of the edge of the verandah will avoid all necessity to touch the nasty dirty toilet seat.

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    What about in China, a big hole in the middle of nowhere. A bit dangerous I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge
    Don't you blokes have verandahs?

    Proper use of the edge of the verandah will avoid all necessity to touch the nasty dirty toilet seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge
    Don't you blokes have verandahs?

    Proper use of the edge of the verandah will avoid all necessity to touch the nasty dirty toilet seat.

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    OK method until the young fella whips it out for a wee - at a kids party at our new neighbours new house! Bloody funny.
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    The Ganges is another example of not needing a toliet seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    What about China, a big hole in the middle of nowhere.
    That's not a very nice way to speak of China, Wongo! Don't you like the Chinese? You a racist or sumfin'??

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