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3rd July 2006, 08:16 PM #1
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Sea Sick Humor
A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.
One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day.
She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure, they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"
He hadn't - and said so.
Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.
The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
"Well, Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly.
"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
"Well, what is it then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesperson."
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes ." he replied -
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OOOOH - You're gonna dislike me for this - but it will make your day !!!
"......... she sells "C" cells by the sea shore"
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3rd July 2006, 08:21 PM #2
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Boooooh, get im orfff...
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3rd July 2006, 08:41 PM #3
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oh dear
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3rd July 2006, 08:52 PM #4
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an absolute shocker
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3rd July 2006, 09:49 PM #5
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3rd July 2006, 09:52 PM #6
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Thats bad , if you had told me that standing on a beach I would have proberly been up for a salt and battery.
Ashore
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3rd July 2006, 09:54 PM #7
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3rd July 2006, 09:54 PM #8
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its getting worse as it goes along isnt it, you should all be PUNished
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3rd July 2006, 10:42 PM #9
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Anyway.........everone knows that boomboxes take D cells.
Chris
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4th July 2006, 06:11 AM #11
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That's about as funny as an open grave.
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Do both well!
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4th July 2006, 08:42 AM #12
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A bit Flat
Regards Mike
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4th July 2006, 09:33 AM #13
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Day could take D rechargeables too, or run on D solar panel..............
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Anyway.........everone knows that boomboxes take D cells.
Similar vein:
Girl selling timeshare:
She sells Seychelles by the seashore.
Hey Mon, dis is terrible............Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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4th July 2006, 09:54 AM #14
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See what did I say folks? Life as a forum member isn’t easy anymore. We have to put up with bad jokes and sometimes poetry.
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4th July 2006, 10:41 AM #15
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