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  1. 19th July 2020, 09:08 PM #1
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    Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph.

    I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

    My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'

    I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
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  3. 20th July 2020, 02:43 PM #2
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    Speaking of fishing - has anyone else been annoyed by that Jeep ad on TV - the one in which the young boy says, "We need a bigger boat", and looks at the tinny in the driveway. The father says, "Are you ready to go boat shopping?" They drive off in the Jeep.

    Now the part that annoys me; the Jeep doesn't have a towbar!!! What the hell are they going to tow the boat with????
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    When they find their new boat they sell the jeep and get a real car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crunchie View Post
    Speaking of fishing - has anyone else been annoyed by that Jeep ad on TV - the one in which the young boy says, "We need a bigger boat", and looks at the tinny in the driveway. The father says, "Are you ready to go boat shopping?" They drive off in the Jeep.

    Now the part that annoys me; the Jeep doesn't have a towbar!!! What the hell are they going to tow the boat with????
    You are not supposed to notice that - a "media watch' moment.
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    Down the road without a (tow) ball.

    An up-cycled ad. Note the kids face is not shown after 'gonna need a bigger boat'.
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    KB was that with wife 1, 2 or 3?
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    True Story:

    My dad finally took an old friend fishing in Canberra on the lake.. taught him ho to do it..

    His wife said he became an avid fisherman,

    Dad saw him down at the lake. book in hand.. no rod to be seen!.
    Working on inserting a bit more eccentricity into the bearings of life
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyjack View Post
    KB was that with wife 1, 2 or 3?
    None of them, never can get to 13 years with any of them, cept the last one, 13 years and 3 months, on me Pat Malone now, and enjoying it.
    Don't really enjoy drowning worms.
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    Give my best wishes to Pat.
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