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  1. 30th May 2020, 05:00 PM #1
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    Life just gets better as you get older, doesn’t it?
    I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so, to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.


    I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod..


    This is what happens when senior citizens use technology!
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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