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    Default Appendix Operation

    A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix..
    The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
    Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
    Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.
    Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Focus you gave a speeding ticket to last week."





    Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    I often need to repair something the nurses have put tape on.
    No fun trying to get the tape off.

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