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  1. 1st May 2020, 12:15 PM #1
    KBs PensNmore
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    If breweries can produce Sanitizer,
    Why can't newspapers produce toilet paper????
    Half of what they print now is crap anyway
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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  2. 1st May 2020, 12:19 PM #2
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    They do. Just hang the paper on a nail in the toilet.
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    You could but it doesn't break down in the water easily,
    and ends up blocking the drain. DAMHIKT
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    The Darwin newspaper included 8 pages ruled in toilet paper sheets several weeks ago.
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  5. 1st May 2020, 06:57 PM #5
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    That's only because they still have long drops there!!!!
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