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5th August 2017, 03:45 PM #1rrich Guest
Sheep anyone
Tourist on a tour: How many sheep are there in Australia?
Tour Guide: I don't know. I tried counting them once but fell asleep.
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9th August 2017, 08:21 AM #2
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I tell my grandchildren that the best way to count sheep in a paddock
is to count the legs then divide that by four.
Oh well, it keeps them occupied.Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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9th August 2017, 11:01 PM #3
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A young lady said to a farmer, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
"Sure" said the farmer,
She replied "185"
Farmer was amazed that she got it right, he said to her "How did you work that out so quick?"
"Weeell, I counted the legs and divided by four" and she took her pick.
"OK, If I can tell your true hair color, can I have my dog back??"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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