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    Default One Hell of a Day!

    There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.




    "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.


    "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying."


    "This is the worst day of my life," I say.




    "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... And then my dog bit me."


    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!


    But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
    Last edited by KBs PensNmore; 30th January 2016 at 05:19 PM. Reason: Too small a print for us oldies
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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