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  1. 16th September 2015, 03:15 PM #1
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    Default Suffering doctor.

    A chap who lived next door to a doctor was always complaining of aches and
    pains. He would knock on the doctor's door and say, "I have a headache, can
    you give me some Aspirin?", or "My leg hurts, do you have some linament I can
    use"? He was driving the doctor crazy with his requests.
    One day the doctor died, and unbelievably his neighbour also passed away, and
    remarkably they were buried side by side at the local cemetery.

    That night the doctor heard a knock on his coffin. He called out, "Who is it?"

    It was his next door neighbour who asked, "Could you give me something for worms?"

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  3. 16th September 2015, 08:01 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    A chap who lived next door to a doctor was always complaining of aches and
    pains. He would knock on the doctor's door and say, "I have a headache, can
    you give me some Aspirin?", or "My leg hurts, do you have some linament I can
    use"? He was driving the doctor crazy with his requests.
    One day the doctor died, and unbelievably his neighbour also passed away, and
    remarkably they were buried side by side at the local cemetery.

    That night the doctor heard a knock on his coffin. He called out, "Who is it?"

    It was his next door neighbour who asked, "Could you give me something for worms?"

    Allan
    Maaaaaate that was seriously a poppy joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted Tenon View Post
    Maaaaaate that was seriously a poppy joke

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    Must have been the same bloke that passed away, the hearse was going up the hill, the back door wasn't closed properly and opened as the hearse hit a pot hole, the coffin rolled out and slid down the hill into the chemist shop, the body sits up and asks got anything to stop my coffin.
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    More Groans
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    Looks like we should ask the doctor if he
    has something for groans.

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    I used to like these childish jokes, but I have GROAN out of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    I used to like these childish jokes, but I have GROAN out of them

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  14. 18th September 2015, 05:28 PM #10
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    Maybe he's just groan up
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    Maybe he's just groan up
    Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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