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    Default Yet another blond joke

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    I'd like to call you a bastard for that one, but it's not even your fault
    oh stuffit, I'm lauging alright?

    Richard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingermick
    I find that sometimes I behave in a bi-polar manner.
    you poor bugger.
    Last edited by RETIRED; 29th June 2005 at 05:36 PM.
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    I dont see the problem , You cab still read the number plate when she has it parked...


























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    Iain,

    You've got to laugh at someone who posts a blonde joe, and incorrectly spells 'Blonde' :P

    I now spelling errors shouldnt be criticised on this forum but hey, you stuck your neck out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LineLefty
    Iain,

    You've got to laugh at someone who posts a blonde joe, and incorrectly spells 'Blonde' :P

    I now spelling errors shouldnt be criticised on this forum but hey, you stuck your neck out!
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    Blond (feminine, blonde) is a hair colour found in certain mammals characterised by low levels of the dark pigment eumelanin and higher levels of the pale pigment ph omelanin, in common with red or ginger hair. The resultant visible hue depends on various factors, but always has some sort of yellowish colour, going from the very pale blond caused by a patchy, scarce distribution of pigment, to reddish "strawberry" blond colours or golden brownish blond colours, the latter with more eumelanin.
    I never mentioned gender, Tikki would fang me if I did
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    you stuck your neck out
    Oh, stop it... My sides are splitting.
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    Tikki wouldn't fang you
    (I had to say that coz if I didn't, she'd bite me :eek: )

    My thought on first seeing the header was, 'he's spelt blonde wrong'. Then I saw the piccy and realised he'd spelt it right because he was mirroring the spelling used on the car ... which is the yank spelling btw - correct over there, but not here.

    Richard
    who's spelling skills are in constant competition with his typing skills in an effort to bring about maximum confusion and embarressment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macquarie Dictionary
    In French, blond is the masculine form, blonde the feminine. Since English does not mark gender on adjectives, there is no reason why blond should not be used for both female and male reference, but many people do use the form blonde, especially when referring to a woman with blond hair.
    Both blond and blonde are in there. But then it IS the Macquarie Dictionary...
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    Wonder if Tikki is Blonde???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    Wonder if Tikki is Blonde???

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    I know I am going to live to regret this but.... Tikki .... maaaate..... that is one really OLD photo!

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    But cute just the same.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Lady in Red
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    Cliff ... you're really sweet

    Topha ... you have four weeks to enjoy life as you know it

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