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  1. 11th November 2008, 09:00 PM #1
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    Default The Devil made me do it!

    Did you hear the one about the dislexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
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    Groooaaaannn you'll have to go.
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    was this the same one who was an insommniac and laid awake at night worrying if there was a dog?

    And if I'm dyslexic and I don't believe in Santa, does that make me an atheist?

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    good one Michael.
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    Are dyslexic's offended by the FCUK billboards you see around the city?
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    I'm going to report you all to the DNA, the nation association of dyslexics
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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    and says, dyslexics of the world UNTIE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Did you hear the one about the dislexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
    Is that the same as the prostitute who found herself working in a warehouse?
    The collecting of facts is not the gaining of wisdom, or even knowledge; knowing that the earth is round does not prevent our falling off the edge of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis Millard View Post
    Is that the same as the prostitute who found herself working in a warehouse?

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