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    Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."

    On a Septic Tank Truck:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

    At a Proctologist's door:
    "To expedite your visit please back in."

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

    On a Church's Billboard:
    "7 days without God makes one weak."

    At a Tyre Shop:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."

    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

    At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."

    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    At the Electric Company
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."

    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    And don't forget the sign at a
    Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."

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    There's some good ones inthere Wheelin
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    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    Sign on plumber's truck -

    We're #1 with your #2

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    On a septic tank truck:

    You make it, we take it

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    On another septic truck - "it might be your crap, but it's our bread and butter"
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    Sign on an electricity company

    "Don't kill your wife with work
    Let electricity do it"
    Electricity:
    One Flash and you're ASH

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    On another septic truck "Filled with political promises"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rrich View Post
    On another septic truck "Filled with political promises"
    Didn't know that bovines used flush toilets.

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    At 's .........


    Will turn for cash...





    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    There's a Leunig cartoon that has a plumbers truck with

    "Danny's Plumbing.
    The Pipes the pipes are calling."
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
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