The maid confronts the lady of the house and asks her for an increase in her wages.

The lady of the house is a little indignant and asks her why she should get a raise.

There are 3 reasons says the maid. First I am better at ironing than you.

Who told you that asked the lady?

Your husband replied the maid.

Secondly I am a better cook than you.

Who told you that asked the lady?

Your husband replied the maid.

Thirdly I am a better lover than you are.

Did my husband tell you that asked the lady?

No replied the maid the gardener did.


She got the raise.