Sheep Fries

[Gino]

SHEEP FRIES.....

There once was a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating (oh man, that's gotta hurt) some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females.
He hired a French guy who didn't speak much English, but was a very good worker.
After the first day, they had succesfully castrated 14 sheep and his French worker was just about to throw away the 'parts', but the
sheep farmer yelled, "No, don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them. They're delicious and we call them 'sheep
fries'."
Later that day, the French hired hand came in for supper, and indeed the 'sheep fries' were tasty.
The next day, they castrated 16 sheep, and the following evening they all settled down to another supper of 'sheep fries'. The third
day, however, when the sheep farmer came home, he asked his wife where the French hired hand w as, and she said, "You k now, it's the weirdest thing! I told him since there weren't very many 'sheep fries' this evening, we were also going to have French fries, and he ran like hell!"

[John Saxton]

Also known as 'Mountain Oysters'