Maxine 2018

[rrich]

It's time for a new Maxine Calendar, so here are the jokes from 2018.

January - I like to set out a box of donuts at work to see how many New Year's resolutions I can mess with.
February - The gym is still crowded in February, so I hear.
March - Here's an Irish toast, "Go O'way".
April - Some Easter advice - The bigger the bonnet, the smaller it makes your butt look.
May - We all have that one friend that can make us see life's funny side. Mine is called Margarita.
June - Some workdays I just call in "sick of you people".
July - I love family reunions. I can avoid the whole family at once.
August - August is nature's way of saying, "You were looking too comfortable".
September - I volunteer at the library just so I can shush people.
October - (Picture of Maxine flying on a broom) Take a good look. It's the only time you'll see me holding a broom.
November - It's cute how food labels think that there are eight servings in a pie.
December - Know what I call a house full of family and no arguments? Miracle on my street.

And then there is always the definition of a three layer box of chocolates, breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[Handyjack]

At Christmas time I visit my relatives. No arguments ever as they are in the dead part of town.