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16th September 2016, 02:50 PM #1
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Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Toasted Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked/Grilled: Liberal, Labor or Greens. $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning!!"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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16th September 2016, 07:45 PM #2
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I am sure it includes ex politicians as well!
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16th September 2016, 09:46 PM #3
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And once the crap is cleaned out there is hardly anything left!!!!!!
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17th September 2016, 10:03 AM #4
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You can't used the head, unless you can crack a vacuum
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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17th September 2016, 08:53 PM #5
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I hear once cleaned there all gutless to
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17th September 2016, 10:55 PM #6
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No brain, no heart, no guts and no backbone - They should farm them for pet food, almost nothing to go to waste.
Originally Posted by Simplicity
Cheers
DougI got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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18th September 2016, 09:23 PM #7
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Nuh mate - use em to control ferral rabbits an foxes, kill quicker than Calicivirus!! Originally Posted by doug3030
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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19th September 2016, 01:23 AM #8
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One cannibal said to the other "I passed your brother the other day, blighter gave me the runs"!!
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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