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  1. 31st March 2015, 07:55 AM #1
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    Default New Bride

    A new bride went crying to her mother.
    "Momma, I can't get Neil to do anything.
    I want him to fix up the house, and he keeps putting it off."
    "Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to your father for
    thirty years, I've found the only way to get him to do anything is to tell
    him he's too old."
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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  2. 31st March 2015, 09:46 AM #2
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