There is a new cure for Swine Flu.....It’s Oinkment !!!!<o:p></o:p>
If you need to go to hospital, go in a Hambulance<o:p></o:p>
but don't ask for Tweatment as that's for Bird flu only<o:p></o:p>
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There is a new cure for Swine Flu.....It’s Oinkment !!!!<o:p></o:p>
If you need to go to hospital, go in a Hambulance<o:p></o:p>
but don't ask for Tweatment as that's for Bird flu only<o:p></o:p>
Ray,
Suggest you have a cuppa and a lay down. :D
Mike
If I use your Oinkment, will I go " wee wee wee, all the way home??:doh::doh:
Better than ending up in Horsepital and being fed swill
That'd be DOGgone CATastrophic.I'd need to be a bit ho(a)rse for that.Would have to be a public ward as private is too Deer.Must fly, have a pheasant time.:doh::doh:
Pinched this pic from another thread far away I'm sure they won't mind.
And this
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You're all telling porkies.
Cheers
Michael
Swine Flu Eradication Program:
Click Here http://bitly.com/bzfiL
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Now thaaat is cool :2tsup:
Imagine being able to do that on a computer. Boy these guys are talented.
Graham
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carry Pine
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyCCJ6B2WE"]YouTube - Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.[/ame]
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain
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Keep it clean.
I rang the 1800 swine flu hotline, but all i got was crackling
:roflmao::laughing1::laughing1::rofl::rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
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Nah...ya made a pig's ear of it!!:oo::oo:
I knew a guy who took all his pigs to the small goods factory,
they cured them.
Cheers Fred
What's the first sign of swine flu ?
Patients come out in rashers !!!
:D :2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
Wheelin,
Stop hamming it up!!:2tsup::2tsup:
F U NE M N X???:no::no:
So if you contract Swine Flu
Does this make you a Porker
No, I was one already!!:o:o
That was enough to tickle my ribs
Its a wonder this thread hasn't become a Sows ear
The truth is the Swine Flu was passed on via a Fox/wolf when he Blew and he blew and gave them the Flu :D
C'mon Wheelin, stop HOGGING the limelight.:oo::oo:
s, v f m n x.Quote:
Originally Posted by lignin
Ok, m n x.
So the pigs have flown..... Now what? :?:D
A long time ago someone said that if a black man became president pigs would fly, and look now, Swine Flu
Quote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
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I feel crook - got the flu - its a swine.
Allan
So Allan if you have the Swine Flu does that give you "Hogs Breath"
Make you feel like a Pork Pie cold wet and full of fat
I usually have "Hog's Breath" after I have been
bacon some recipes.:D
Allan
will you chop it out, please?
IMPORTANT NOTICE
RE: SWINE FLU
As you were advised through earlier Department
advisory letter there is a distinct possibility
of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this
country.
To facilitate identification and in order that
you may be on the alert for indications that you
or members of your family may have contracted the
virus, you should be aware of the following
symptoms;
1. Sore throat
2. Persistent slight headache
3. Nausea or upset stomach
4. Uncontrollable urge to root in the mud
The first celebrity victim of swine flu. We all know who the carrier is.
Cheers
Michael
:roflmao2::rofl::aro-u:
Bloke goes home to his wife complaining that he may have contracted swine flu. She looks up and says, no you just a pig with Asthma.
If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it. <O:p</O:p
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It's just spam.<O:p</O:p