Woodworkers do it with..........

ZOOLOGISTS do it with animals
BUS DRIVERS do it in transit
ECONOMISTS do it with Models (thats me!)
CARTOONISTS do it with just a few good strokes
FIREMEN do it with a big hose
GARDENERS do it in bed
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm
ORGANISTS do it with both hands and both feet
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in the dark
PSYCHIATRISTS do it on the couch
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town
TECHNICIANS do it with mechanical assistance
SOCCER PLAYERS do it for kicks

Woodworkers??

Brickies are the best layers, youll have to trust me on this one. :D


Al ( said in a deep manly voice )

WOODWORKERS do it in the shed

make sure they get the finish right.

With extra screws.

Woodworkers ..... Start but never finish.

Woodworkers ..... Never have enough tools.

Woodworkers ..... Prefer to spray on the finish.

:eek:

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Brickies are the best layers, youll have to trust me on this one. :D

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Al, do you lay as well as my chooks? an egg a day per chook in summer and on e every second day in winter? :)

Peter.

Bloody oath Peter, but them sharp edges do buggery to me bum. :eek:


Al :)

woodworkers prefer to screw than glue
:eek:

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Woodworkers like a nice tight mortise ;)

Woodworkers admire a nice arris

Woodworkers have more than one vice ;) !!!!!!

woodworkers like to hammer it in

...have circular saws.

woodworkers do it by hand

Woodworkers use jigs.


Peter.

woodworkers do it using POWER TOOLS

woodworkers get jiggy with it....

mun :cool:

Woodworkers do it with a 2 by 4 :confused: :confused: :eek:

(DAR) :D

Not much fun if its DAR. :D


Al

Woodworkers .... sweep up afterwoods.

Woodworkers do it with woodies

Do it mainly by themselves.


Al

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Do it mainly by themselves.


Al

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Speak for yourself Al,

Woodworkers do it with Delta (G) !! ;)

You wish! :D

soundmen make a lot of noise doing it.

Empty vessels make the most SOUNDMAN :rolleyes:

Electricians do it in the dark.

stage managers do it in the corner


I'm sorry empty vessels don't make the most noise. Full ones are usualy louder, proof may be found at any pub!!!

Librarians do it .... quietly

(for you stinkie)

Honeymooners do it...... LOTS!!

? :d

football players do it...... :confused:




too much. :eek:

(without asking :eek: :eek: )

footballers do it by PHONE :D :D :D
Planepig

Wrestlers .... fake it.

woodworkers without swmbo ......she ok :rolleyes: