This could end up in Open Slather

I have to go away on business next week and the girls at work made my accommodation bookings, They have booked me into a Pub with themed rooms my room has a French Provencal theme, I could have had Chinese or some other themes but they thought that I would like the French theme as they thought that I would like the romantic feel to the room.

This set me to thinking, why do these type of things have to have a romantic leaning? Why can't a Pub decorate their rooms as workshops, I would much rather sleep in a Woodworking workshop themed room, it could have a work bench with vices and a selection of tools and some wood shavings.

Other themes could be a Motorcycle workshop, Aviation workshop or Blacksmithing complete with a forge.

What do you think? Ladies included.

What would your themed hotel room be and what would it have in it?


Regards

Phil

1 st choice for me it would be a photographic studio.

2nd an island getaway with the room having a straw hut effect.

A hotel room as a workshop with bench and all? what's the point? I'd be too busy using the workbench and tools :D

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Originally Posted by RufflyRustic

A hotel room as a workshop with bench and all? what's the point? I'd be too busy using the workbench and tools :D

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Better than trying to figure out the TV channels.

I have been told that the room has a claw footed bath, suppose I could make my own bubbles:D

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Originally Posted by RufflyRustic

A hotel room as a workshop with bench and all? what's the point? I'd be too busy using the workbench and tools :D

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No bed. Not neccessary, and takes up valuable tool space. :D You could go away for a weekend woodwork bender.:cool:

Woodturning room too.:2tsup: And lathes have beds already.:D

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Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

Why can't a Pub decorate their rooms as workshops, I would much rather sleep in a Woodworking workshop themed room, it could have a work bench with vices and a selection of tools and some wood shavings.

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There are establishments with theme rooms with benches and vices :bns: but then this would go to open slather

Lets start with a bed that doesn't feel like a work bench. :~

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Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

What do you think? Ladies included.l

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Perhaps they're aimed at the ladies, and it seems aimed correctly given that it was booked for you by some.

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Originally Posted by Phil Spencer

What do you think? Ladies included.

Regards

Phil

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Now I read this again it sounds kinda sus.:roll: Do you want the ladies INCLUDED in the room? :hmm: what would they be doing? Helping hold the tools? ....I mean wood?.......I mean.......:doh:

Subject is: - Opinions sought from both male and female re room themes.

Keep it clean....

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Originally Posted by tea lady

Now I read this again it sounds kinda sus.:roll: Do you want the ladies INCLUDED in the room? :hmm: what would they be doing? Helping hold the tools? ....I mean wood?.......I mean.......:doh:

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My wife Rhonda does that. :D:roll::)

Vices brings thoughts to mind.:)

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Subject is: - Opinions sought from both male and female re room themes.

Keep it clean....

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Wha'?:?:D

(I know! But why spoil a good innuendo:rolleyes:)

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Originally Posted by tea lady

( But why spoil a good innuendo:rolleyes:)

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innuendo..?

isn't that an Italian suppository...? :D

Sounds more Mexican to me:)

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Originally Posted by underfoot

innuendo..?

isn't that an Italian suppository...? :D

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As long as its not inmyendo.:oo:

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Originally Posted by jow104

Sounds more Mexican to me:)

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:? that would be in-jan's-endo.:D In the chili and barito theme room.:p

injans = indians?

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injans = indians?

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:doh: I knew the pronunciation wouldn't work. The Mexicans and spanish say "J" as "w" so it is in-one's-endo.:rolleyes: ...Now its not funny. :saddest:








:rolleyes::D

How about a room with an artists studio theme.
Or is that a load of Jackson Pollocks?

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:doh: I knew the pronunciation wouldn't work. The Mexicans and spanish say "J" as "w" so it is in-one's-endo.:rolleyes: ...Now its not funny. :saddest:








:rolleyes::D

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The funny thing is that my address of my misses is "jan", Janet and I had some kinky thoughts. :rolleyes:

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The funny thing is that my address of my misses is "jan", Janet and I had some kinky thoughts. :rolleyes:

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I guess she could....go on holiday to this mythical hotel too.:D You are married after all.:rolleyes:

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How about a room with an artists studio theme.
Or is that a load of Jackson Pollocks?

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Yes that would be great.:cool: All done up like differant styles of artist. Pollocks room has the canvas on the floor, and paint swirls all over it. No one will want to stay in Vincent Van Gough's (Help!:C How do you spell Gough? Spell check doesn't know.:rolleyes:) room though.:doh: They might want to stay at Picasso's or Monet's though.:2tsup:

Oh! And the sculpture room with an enormous log and ALL the tools.:cool:

Head off tomorrow, and have the theme room tomorrow night, hope there is a French maid :U. I am wondering if I should put a report up on the forum. :oo::oo:

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Oh! And the sculpture room with an enormous log and ALL the tools.:cool:

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How about a pottery foom TL?
Remember the scene from "Ghost"?

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Originally Posted by pugwash

How about a pottery foom TL?
Remember the scene from "Ghost"?

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:rolleyes: .....Bit messy............:D

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Head off tomorrow, and have the theme room tomorrow night, hope there is a French maid :U. I am wondering if I should put a report up on the forum. :oo::oo:

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:worthless:

Or a Goblin teasmaid.:)

(pm me if you need an explanation)

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:worthless:

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If you are lucky :oo:

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Originally Posted by jow104

or a goblin teasmaid.:)

(pm me if you need an explanation)

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??

Goblin made those automatic teamakers for hotel bedrooms:;