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John was waiting at the Munruben station
and getting a little impatient.
He asked the Stationmaster, "How long will
the next train be?"
The Stationmaster replied, "About four carriages".
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
I cant believe you are still posting these non funny "jokes" I havent visited the WWF for over 4 weeks..and still the tihs jokes are still here, havent you got a life? :oo:
Oh! come on Brickie. Don't be like that. Do you want "this place" to be serious all the time?
Who said it wasnt funny, i laughed!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Brickie
Well Brickie did click on it. Hangin' 'round hear like the rest of us. Anyway, all the best jokes are followed by a groan THEN a laugh. That way you get good and bad at the same time. (Well nearly the same time.)
I also thought it was pretty funny as far as most jokes here are funny. Kinda like what apiecosts.
Yeah....right........:-Quote:
Originally Posted by Calm
Took a while to find it, but worth the effort:
[About the 'Ghan train, a somewhat famous train running to Alice Springs, and having quite a reputation for slow service due to very bad track - 20mph max for 800 miles!]
Worried and very pregnant woman catches the attention of the conductor on the 'Ghan one fine day: "Mr conductor, I am very worried that if we do not get to Alice Springs on time, I just might be into labor right here on the train."
"Madam, you should have thought about that when you boarded, being that you are in this condition."
"But sir, when I boarded this train, I wasn't in this condition."
Joe
Well considering Allan hasn't posted many jokes of late leaving it up to others obviously your re-reading many of his old ones :p so you must enjoy them.
Where's all yours Brickie :? you seem to complain often but come up with little.
Often when doing route work people would askQuote:
Train from Munruben
<hr> John was waiting at the Munruben station
and getting a little impatient.
He asked the Stationmaster, "How long will
the next train be?"
The Stationmaster replied, "About four carriages".
Allan
"How longs the next bus"
to which many a driver would reply
"Same as this one 36'
Keep them coming Allan :2tsup::2tsup:
Oh come on Brickie, lighten up man, It's all in good fun. Yeah some of the jokes are corny but that in itself is funny. tea lady is right, life isn't meant to be taken seriously all the time.
Keep the jokes coming Allan, I thought it was funny when I heard it back in 1948 (sorry Allan couldn't resist that) :D
Yair Brickie, keep doing your 'stick figure drawings' and don't forget to take your medication.
So what if our jokes don't come up to your high standards. Click on something else if you don't like them.
How about giving us your cat joke again to raise the standard?
Tea Lady,
no one has risen to the bait. I know the answer so, what's apiecost?
Allan
Every one must know the answer. :fish:Haven't caught anyone.:COh well. Thanks for playing ball Allan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elbow
What's apiecost? These days about $2.50.:D
, what's apiecost?
Allan[/QUOTE]
About $2.50 with sauce?:D:D:D
$2.50 Yeh right try double that
Guess you have never been to Pie Face or Jesters or Pie In The Sky on the old Pacific Highway
$2.50. Thats just yer basic pie. Fancy ones like beef 'n' burgundy are $4.00 ish. You want sauce? That's an extra 20 cents.
I don't go to those Fancy places like you Wheelin'. I stick to my local bakery, which just happens to be the best. Even has edible sausage rolls!!! (I know. Hard to believe isn't it.) That's Tim's bakery in Monbulk. OK not so local, but nice drive though!
geez, dont you people have darby's pies around your areas?
$1 pies even the bacon and cheese ones are a buck. but wait, they're a newcastle franchise,:D
btw, Al is right...get better jokes ppl:smack:
go to the MCG or telstradome and see how far your $2.50 goes
Back on topic. How long is a train??? And all this time I thought How Long was a Chinese surveyor.
Joe
Yes I still have a life ... in fact I am still "serving it".Quote:
Originally Posted by Brickie
But you probably wont find that funny either.
Over many years I have lived by the adage
"if someone does not have a smile ... give them
one of yours".
Is it any wonder that subscribers to this thread get
a bit reluctant to post jokes, new or renewed, when
hecklers have a go at us for at least trying.
Lighten up sunshine!
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
brickie hasn't bin around fer a while