What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
What do you call a man with a trowel in his head?
Douglas, (dug-less) Oh come on, if I have to explain it, it's not funny!
What do you call a woman on a piece of bread?
Marge.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Bob.
What do you call a woman setting fire to a loan agreement?
Bernadette.
What do you call a Mexican that's had his motor stolen?
Carlos.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey
What do you call a man with a block of wood on his head?
'Edward
What do you call a man with 2 blocks of wood on his head?
I don't know, but 'Edward would.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene
What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg?
Irene
What do you call an man with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
Warren.
What do you call a deer with no eyes
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no idea
