How about we start a file containing pearls of wisdom that relate f to anything to do with getting through life and remaining sane..
Here we go:
Never lend money to your kids. It induces amnesia.
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How about we start a file containing pearls of wisdom that relate f to anything to do with getting through life and remaining sane..
Here we go:
Never lend money to your kids. It induces amnesia.
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're sucked through a jet turbine. :sigh:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Or as we used to say about the place I worked.
"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys"
Denn
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys
Allan
If you constantly slide down the banister expect splinters
you might soar like an eagle, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines:D:D
Diahorrea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans.
Insanity is hereditary - You get it from your kidsQuote:
Originally Posted by Barry Hicks
Nothing holds the attention of an athletics crowd more than a cross-eyed javelin thrower.
You can't build castles in the clouds if you keep both feet on the ground.
The bigger they are the harder they fall but woe betide the little fella below
My Gramps used to tell me "You can be one of two things in life; a sheepdog or a sheep."
So where do all the vultures come from?
How about:
"It's hard to remember that your original intention was to
drain the swamp, when you are up to your armpits in
marauding crocodiles".
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
The first thing my kids learned when they started school was that other kids get pocket money.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just p*icks.
assumption is the mother of all f*ckups
They say money speaks all languages but all mine says is "Goodbye"
People don't care how much you know, they just want to know how much you care.
People are all good blokes. Some are just bloody hard to get on with.
The hurrier you go, the behinder you get.
Never Assume anything
It makes an ASS out of U and ME
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Remember somedays you're the pigeon, other days the statue.
I complained I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Regard Mike
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Men with body piercings are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
For every minute you are angry you loose 60 seconds of happiness (Ralph Emerson)
Regards mike
It's lonely at the top - but you eat better.
Love thy neighbour - but don't get caught.
It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home
Allan
If at first you don't succeed use a bigger hammer.
When something will never happen in a million years, this year is always the millionth one
or
what can go wrong will go wrong
you can learn to live with the world the way it it, or accept the responsibility to change it
if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!!
Life is like a s**t sandwich,
...the more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.
Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..
That way you are a mile away...
And you have their shoes
Never argue with fools: they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Never try to teach a pig to play the piano...it's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig.
:piggy: