I just got an email from an aquaintance in Brisvegas with the UBEAUT SHED CODE OF PRACTICE.pdf attached. They were taking the mickey out of the bloke's who put it together. An altogether unfriendly act of bastardry IMHO. :((
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I just got an email from an aquaintance in Brisvegas with the UBEAUT SHED CODE OF PRACTICE.pdf attached. They were taking the mickey out of the bloke's who put it together. An altogether unfriendly act of bastardry IMHO. :((
I agree. But who is they, exactly? :? Wowsers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shedhand
If they want to take the mick then
a) They havent realy read it or
b) they don't understand it , which means they don't have a shed , so they can never understand it ,
so hit the delete and let them live in their ignorance :cool: who needs them , I've got a shed and think its a great piece of work :2tsup:
Totally agree old chap totally agree! :2tsup: no point in trying to help the poor sods Darwinism in action ol bean Darwinism in action... the code IS the code!! I still gotta figure how to reduce it to an A4 or at least an A3 sized sheet so I can print it off and get it laminated then frame it for the shed :roll:
You do have some weird acquaintances Sheddie... very weird :doh:
I've already cut them from my last will and testament.....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Wild Dingo
Sheddie, you had better give them an invite to join here so they can be set straight.
even worse send them to the other forum, that will sort them out:U:U:boxing::boxing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
They don't have any tools...they are tools. :rolleyes:
Hi
It be a dumb question but how do I read the PDF
Thanks
Paul
Paul, i dont think sheddie attached it as it may be to large for the board or he forgot:U
Just how does one take the mickey out of blokes who don't take themselves seriously??
This is a skill I have to learn!!
P
:D:D:D
'ere 'tis...
G'day Shedhand,Quote:
Originally Posted by Shedhand
Am I still in your will? :U
Thanks for that can not wait till I get home to show swmbo.
Thanks again
Paul
would this not make them chaps and therefore individuals to be pitied ? scoffed at ???
on the bright side at least its out ther in the greater community....(Sung to Helen reddy's song) "I am bloke hear me roar..." etc
Ripper, that will empty the shed in a hurry. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Zed
A feminist plot ???
WHich organ do you want.....:wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldo
Whatever you do, don't show her the clause regarding GOATS...:no: that's secret bloke's business! :;Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Paul
He can always do with an extra hand or two around the place...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shedhand
The Code .. that's a hoot :D
But I'm with the drinkers at the Cowcockies' Arms lounge ... Hmm, must be a chap :oo:
Geez, no wonder there's no turning happening,
--- these blokes have been too busy typing.
Funny stuff if you spare the time to read it all.:2tsup:
Allan
_______________________________________
I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
That's a keeper,
Sebastiaan
I am honoured that I got a mention, remember my post some time ago
https://www.woodworkforums.com/showth...&highlight=sod
I have it printed and hanging on the shed wall with a guest book (well a sheet of paper) and all visitors must sign they have read and understood the CODE before they are allowed into the inner sanctum where all the snarly, growling noisy stuff is.:D
Arch.
Well that looks like the code of practice to me. Must be proper gayboys to want to take the mickey out of that. Even Chaps can see the wit in it.
So anyway Latte sucking Metrosexuals won't of course get it let them get on with thier psuedo girlyness. Sheeze even women can get the code, most likely come back with a house code and if you want to get into my bed then..........
Studley
IT IS THE GUEST BOOK!!... Damn someone comes to visit and theyre sittin at the doorway readin the flamin thing for 2 hours and then get fed up after the first page (Blokes dont do manuals :doh: ) and go home... takin their beer wif them!!! :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Munga
WE NEED TO REDUCE IT so blokes can and will read it!!... Im gettin a name down the pub here!! "buys his own beer Shane" theyre callin me or "here he comes no mates Shane" followed by "See yer still buyin yer own phiss mate? get rid of the book at the door an she'll be right!"
We gots to reduce it to simple easy to understand point form!!
Cheers
Shane
Ps... And I was pretty surprised that I gots a mention too by gawd! :2tsup:
I haven't read it all yet but I reckon there should be a link at the top like New posts iSpy Blogs Code Of Pactice C.o.P for short
You realise of course that by reading the code it is a code violation:no:
The code in shorthand
The shed is for work beers mates and whatever else turns a bloke on (if he is lucky enough)
Stuff that goes on in the shed happens only at the behest of the bloke, think of a king and his castle.
Mess etc see above
Women etc see above
Tools belong to the bloke and handling them is like handling any of his apparatus it is just not done.
Stuff a bloke does in the shed that doesn't make sense to a woman is the womans problem. If she were a bloke she would be able to see how bleeding obvious it is.
That's about it
Studley
Maaates, I admit I have been ignorant all these months. When Cliff accused me of a code violation for wearing un-blokey attire, I thought he was referring to the cartoon in his signature, and responded accordingly.
Although I have indeed tried to pass myself as a SNAG (look it up!:D) the test confirms my wife's accusations. I barely passed, though: I DO have a wife and three kids, and I do not lie!
As regards the Code in itself, I agree with Iain.
1 page: hilarious
2 pages: funny
21 pages: maaates, haven't you got anything better to do with your life?:p
There should be another section about the blokeness of committees...:wink:
Keep it up.
Cheers
:2tsup:
G'day, just received the code of practice via email and had to track you blokes down to compliment you on a masterpiece.
http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/1...ultiplebow.gif
SEE THAT!!! eh? Did yer see that?? AFRIGGINMAZIN!!!
They seek us here
They seek us there
They seek us everywhere
The creators of the CoP
A mysterious band of brothers
Be they one an all
The mighty creators of the CoP
None other can compare
For a bloke aint a true blue bloke
If he aint got a copy of the CoP
Hangin in HIS shed
Created as it were by the mighty
Band of brothers
The forumites of ubloodybeut
a downunderite land of wonderous
Blokes and blokettes
Whos knowledge of sheds and blokiness
Knows no bounds
Fair dinkum she'll be right
Thunder the blokes from downunder
A sheds a friggin shed mate
Just plonk the carton on the bench
heres the sandpaper now get to work!
aahh they seek em here
They seek em there
They seek em everywhere
The mysterious creators of the CoP
We do wear the badge of blokiness to the ends of the world :2tsup:
aint that the top end anyways? :U
I couldn't tell if that was six haikus, the lyrics to a lost AFL fight song, or the rough draft for the new Dr. Suess book. Well done again Dingo, totally baffling!