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The person born in the year of snake is perhaps the most unintelligent of all.
He/she can become a philosopher, a mathematician, a political wizard or a wily financier, and will probably end up in jail.
Such a person finds thinking difficult, and likes to live well at the expense of others.
The snake-person loves burning books, extremism, bad music, stealing womens underwear, and fast food; but with all their fondness for the nasty things in life, their innate sneakiness gives them a dislike for serious things and decent morals.
Famous snake people have included Adlof Hitler, Microsoft software designers, the moron that ended the production run of the Kawasaki Z900, creaters of the "Current Affairs" shows like "Today Tonight", and every Grand Master of the KKK.
Are we reading the same book?