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If you are working in the Kew area of Melbourne, doing say the brickwork of an extension, dont task to use the bog.
Apparently your shyte is not good enough to go into their sewer system.
Ok, so the first one had a slight odour to it.
But please, your shyte stinks too.
Al :mad:
Was that near or far Kew Al? Or needn't I ask?
Rob
If you are still working there, can you ask for a portaloo, don't building sites need to have loo access??
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Originally Posted by Flowboy
Obviously it was in far Kew other wise I wouldnt be here bitchn about it.
Al :p
I asked the builder who is a really great bloke about this, and he didnt price it in because they said the loo was available for use.Quote:
Originally Posted by tameriska
If the builder wasnt a good bloke, I would be out of there now. :mad:
Al
It seems like a very stupid thing to do to someone who is doing a construction job for you. Have you planned your revenge, Al?
Rocker
Are you going to be working there much longer, big job? If so, I would chuck the s##ts, they said the loo is available, get this confirmed, yes, or no, if no, get the price of a portaloo slugged to them. At one stage I was helping do the concrete on a dairy, over 3 months, 300m2 with no loo, not much problem there, drive up to a stand of trees, not that option in Kew, tho I bet
Did you tell them "far Kew"?
I had a pool shell put in recently and I said to the 3-4 guys working on it for 4 days the loo was available in the house if they need it and the reply I got was "no way we'll be fine we'll use the trees and bushes - be all natural and that" - I haven't found a log under any bushes or trees in my travels since - but hey there's a thought.:D ;)
Maybe the cement will be in near Kew, rather than far Kew?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocker
Al :p
Al, I guess the only logical recourse is to poop into the wall cavity as you go, and brick it up. If you get caught just ask them if they haven't seen a guy shyte a brick before :D
Al, my offices are around the corner in Hawthorn. You can stop by and do a crap anytime.
Chris
I prefer groggies option...
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Originally Posted by Grunt
Whats the address? Ill send all the skippers around..
Al :p
So would that make it a sheyte brickhouse?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
complain to the health inspector at the council.
He can shut the job down until a toilet is provided
Al,
talk to the builder, get him to talk to the clients and explain to them that there will be extra charges payable by them if they do not make the toilet available during the course of the works as per the original agreement. If he doesn't want to/they don't come to the party, then get one of those plastic turds and put it on their front step with some barrier netting around it. Put up a sign "Warning Biohazard" :D Either that or tell him/them that there won't be anymore bricks laid on site until proper amenities are provided.
Mick
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Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
Or...
Pee in the mixer.
(Other additives are purely optional. Can't possibly think of anything though...)
Charge by the log and at premium prices, as your shyte doesn't stink. :D Also if the loo is near where you are working you can complain about the stench making work impossible.:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
Rob
Some people in these areas think themselves a lot better than the average person. Many of the people with that "My shyte doesn't stink" attitude are insecure lousy waste of space idiots.:( :( :( :(
Many of them have huge mortgages so they don't own properties in the "nicer areas" at all they are pretenders hanging on a thin financial thread which I hope breaks for them.
They look down their noses at the likes of me because of how I dress and my attitudes.
Perhaps you think I am bitter about these people - I am, it is them who are on the nose, not Al.
Al is a better bloke than most of them put together.
Just walk up to the door and say "can I use your loo?" but don't give them time to answer, just push past them and go use it. Then go into the kitchen and put on the kettle and ask them if they've got anything to eat. Open the fridge and start rummaging around. Make yourself a sandwich and a cuppa. That's the way I'd handle it ;)
It's probably time to keep it in a paper bag, then do the old ring- the-doorbell-and-watch-them-stamp-out-the-burning-paper-bag-on-the-porch trick.
P
Don't get mad, get even.
:D
I'm with Groggy. Wait till the plaster is on then a coupla darkies in the cavity would be just the ticket. Either that or the letter box is an old favourite. Higher degree of difficulty but well worth it if you can pull it off...:D
They all live behind locked security dorrs so its hard to get in.Quote:
Originally Posted by silentC
The excuse they gave the builder is that they have a new baby and dont want strangers in the house.
They delayed doing the extension because she was pregnant and wanted to have the baby before they went ahead.
What am I going to do, eat the baby? :p
Maybe they dont want the baby to see the lower class at such an early age? :D
They are a really sad and pretentious pair, the builder told them to fix up the "servents" dunny so we can use it, or else they will cop an extra bill for an onsite bog.
So today the "servents" bog was working.
The house in question is about 10 or 11 squares from the 1950's and reminds me of all those housing commission houses built in Heidelburgh for the Melbourne olympic games.
They really have nothing to be stuck up about.
Al
I know that type all too well which is why in a bit over a week I'll be able to say I knew that type all too well.:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
We don't have of those up here in the hills. We're all too poor to be snobs. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
And Al, if you ever get a job at my place, a dunny would be no problem. I'm sure my neighbour wouldn't mind at all. :D
That's why I'm heading for the hills.:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gumby
Now Al,
if the builder had rung Kenny beforehand, Kenny would have enquired about dietry conditions and the like of those on site, and then placed the applicable portaloo on site with all the plumbing to handle the ... well whatever the output is. He also says in the movie that poo is 85% water. That is why we should not have a problem with it. I did enjoy the movie. :D
Les
and don't look back :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
So are you saying to tell them that if they can't lay bricks, then they can't lay bricks...... :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
Well this is not really a drivel thread
Even though its about Al when he could'n have a drizzle :D :D
No Rob, it's because you're short.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
Al, the business with the child is obvious. They have tried to sell their souls to live in Kew (albeit far) but even Mephisto could see there was no soul to be had and took up an option on the kid. Should anything happen to it:eek: . Look for pentangles, highly decorated knives and the like:)Quote:
Originally Posted by ozwinner
:D from me tooQuote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
Pot, meet Kettle...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by scooter
How about a #### i their carburettor... heard of that being done.... might be difficult sourcing a mechanic to fix it.
Cheers Pulse
There used to be a bashful bloke around here who would drop his strides anywhere he felt like a dump. backyards, side of the road, your lunch box if he was in the mood. Perhaps we could get him on site Al to give you a few lessons on how to make do when the need arises.
Let us know if you would like his number.
Able to truly appreciate the joke :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Groggy