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..... nobody left to hate. Every joint needs a villian uno. Somebody to loathe and gosip about.
I mean, Lignum was the last bad boy I remember......but then :rolleyes: he went all lovey dovey on us...... and everytime he posts its about a sentence long with a - > :) .....behind it. Painful. Can't even get a rise out of him.
Snap out of it mate ! :D
You get right up my nose, I hate you, you are an absolute moron, worse than Auzzieturner, cretin, etc etc.
OK, I really enjoy your posts but you sounded like you needed a little hate, trust this makes you feel better:D :D :D :D :D
Greenie launched just to reassure you that we still love you.....sweetie;)
And a cuddle for both of you too!! You're right though, what happened to the Apricot of yore?
I must admit I've been working and not paying anywhere near enough attention to the forum, and a good old bunfight would do us the world of good!
Hey Jake, did you ever get that laundry window done?
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:D
What makes you think there's no-one left to hate. :p :D
Right, everybody pick on the Biting Midge!:eek: :D He puts up a good fight (which'll make it interesting) but he's not around too much (which will make it easy too :D )Quote:
Originally Posted by bitingmidge
Ahhhh the good `ol days :rolleyes: :)
:confused:
You're right; we have all gone soft. Only the other day, someone called me a self-aggrandising prima donna, and all I did was to reply "yer right; I'll pull my head in". Back in the days of kenmil, I was more game for a ding-dong:)
Rocker
:mad: Ah #### Lignum ! ...you've done it again. .....enough with those smiley thingos. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignum
Midge....the window hasn't even been started yet :o .... plans shifted about...... money got short, then we relised we might buy all the glass at once..... (for doors etc etc) .....currently working on 3 doors again, and a wall, and a fence, and digging holes.......she likes me to dig holes for her ..... :D The things you do for LOVE eh. :rolleyes:
Same here, a grump told me to stop boring everyone about the Domino and to get of my "soap box" and gave me to good `ol angry red face. I replied but then deleted it because i couldnt be bothered as he didnt warrant a reply (i did send him a possitive rep though:) ) Gone soft (just for Tripper:( )Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocker
If yerz are reeeeealy desperate, I could put me Spelling Nazi suit on again?
Me bum still smarts from the last time!
But it gave all youse woody kids someone to pick on - That's the main thing.
Strewth! I dunno..... I hate youse all equally and wivout feer or fayvor, 'specially on Wnsdees an most uvver days what finish wiv Y. Youse all stink, youse all are styoopud .... Jeeze I luvs hatin' youse lot, lyfe woont be wurf livin wivout hating youse all!
Mick,Quote:
Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
You can't nominate Midge....... He's a Queenslander & he's a good bloke!!
Pick a Mexican if you must... ;) :D :D :D
Oxymoron:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by MajorPanic
That Iain fella's a bit nasty, can we nominate him.
He calls people oxygen thieves and morons in one word and can't even spell it out in full.
:D
Oh pick me pick me.
What game are we playing now?:cool:
Ping!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wongo
Pong..... ;)
How come you have 2 eyes in your name but only one in your avatar? :cool: :confused: ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Iain
Artsmarse:D :D :D :D
The eyes 'ave it................
Count the fingers on the left hand toooooooooooooo (2)
Guys
I would love to be the villien here, but the only topics I can be really vitriolic about are banned on these Fora.
I could trash Herr Doktor Prof Festool, but his tools are great, and I quite like Lignum.
Zed's a good candidate for the position, but his electron burning persona has been seriously comprised by his sitting in a corner and hand cutting dovetails, last Friday.
Youse guys just shouldn't ban people, or take exception to their dikhead views. If we nurtured them, and encouraged them, for a while, then we could all have some fun.
Come back Kenmill, all is forgiven.
Spelling Nazi, do your worst, or is it a pun?
PS Zed, wanna come down to the practice nets one evening? I'll open your eyes to God's great game and gift to humanity. Box provided.
Bodge, I'll happily bowl and hit a few with ya. I like to PLAY - its just the watchin' thats boring. In fact I used to have quite a turn of speed in me yoof. with a nice light bat I can even hit the ball.:rolleyes:
If I said half of what it crosses my mind to say, you'd all hate me ;)
:p
Cmon everyone, group hug:) :) :)
Benny, you are sick. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by bennylaird
Didn't think it would be long before I got a bite.
Oh well off to my job interview now, best not hug them.
With the benefit of hindsight, or something, the first thing we should have done when we started earning was buy a bloody post hole digger - or a "Kinghitter" to drive them into the ground without argument... Years on, and all those holes... aaarrggghhhh.....Quote:
Originally Posted by apricotripper
I'm going to nominate Gumby for being a grumpy old bugger & handing out reds for birthday wishes. :cool:
Happy Birthday Gumby. :D
ya can all pick me as i have a responible position around here ............anything goes wrong and im responible!!!!!
as i worked for the oldman and with two older brothers im used to crap rolling downhill as it has happened for most of my life. so just pick me i can take it!:cool:
Err, shouldn't that be
Fix Or Repair Daily
:D :D :D
Found On Rubbish Dump?:p :p :D
I used to be a Ford man till I got sick of repairing mine.